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  • eb2waiter
    06-20 06:08 PM
    There are atleast 100 immigration doctor centers, and you will get an appointment in 1 week. Also they do package deals, so you can go brokeback (mountain) in 3 days.





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  • countdrak
    11-01 01:01 AM
    I just received my H1B starting Oct 1st. My desi (cheap) employer first decided to not pay me till Oct 15th because I didn't have a SSN. Then after my SSN came they decided that they wanted to reduce my salary, the reason being that the company's economic situation has changed since Jan filing.

    I am concerned because I am going for my visa stamping in March and the last thing I want is to be out of status! When I mentioned this to my boss his answer was -- We will give you a letter stating that you are working reduced number of hours, and we cannot afford the salary promised on I-129.

    Can somebody help? What are my options? I was on H4 and moved to H1. I am really frustrated with their attitude and in this economy it is really hard to find a job.

    Any help would be great.





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  • anilsal
    10-24 01:26 PM
    It may be better to contact Judy Woodruff, who is driving this whole program at Yahoo. I remember seeing Judy as a former CNN anchor (quite a prominent one).

    Judy may be the link to other possibilities for IV.
    http://www.nndb.com/people/805/000050655/

    Pappu?





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  • sanax
    11-30 12:38 AM
    Hi

    I hope someone here can shed some light on my situation. I have two midemeanors on my record and must go for my interview end of next month. The first misdemeanor was last year when I backed up and hit another car's headlight out. Because I did not have my license yet, I left the scene... hit and run. The second was a DUI earlier this year. I ended up with a 5 year probation on the DUI.

    I also received two traffic tickets, driving without a license, in the past two years. I'm almost done paying the fines.

    I received my temporary work permit last month and received my interview notice yesterday. Will these two misdemeanors/tickets play a role in my interview.

    Stupidity has no boundaries! :mad:

    Any advice or comments will be appreciated! Thanks.



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  • pmpforgc
    09-28 10:52 AM
    Dear Members

    I seek your expert advise on following situation as my lawayer is not much clear on the topic.

    I am from India and filed through university my I-140 and I-485 Concurrently on August-22,2006 in EB-2 SCHEDULE A ( Categorey II) EXCEPTIONAL ABILITY which is still current for all countries including India.. I had not seen any activity on My I-140 yet and Now for EB-2 Premiumprocessing is available now.More over Schedule A is likely to retrogess some time in November,2006

    In this regards I need your guidance on following points.

    (1) Does the possible retrogession in November means they will retrogess from November-2006 onwards? or they may retrogess even before say March-2006 or any previous date.

    (2) If they retrogess from say Nov-15 than does it means that since I applied on August-23, My I-485s ( me and my family) will continue to be processed?

    (3) In the view of possible retrogession of Schedule A, do you think I should go for Premium processing or not? Does it will help in any way to avoid retrogession of I-485s

    (4)Based on past experiences, Does the application for premium processing hurt in any way in terms of final decision ( not the speed but out come approval or denial)?

    Your input will greatly help me in deciding about premium processing.

    Thanks





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  • funnymdguy
    11-16 12:36 PM
    Take infopass appointment, speak to IO and go from there. at the worst case, you will have to reapply and sit tight for 90 days.

    Somehow, the place where I live...Phoenix...USCIS does not offer Infopass appointments...any idea what to do then?



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  • BMS1
    09-10 11:08 AM
    Among other things, one important change for H1-b program would be to make H1-B transfer easier for folks that are laid off or had to resign abruptly due to various reasons by providing some legal leg room to land a new job. The current rule for laid off / abruptly resigning people is to pack up and leave the very next day of separation for their country of origin and start the H1B process again if they need to maintain a clean legal record. That is not always pracitcally possible due to ticket availability, disposing of residence lease etc. This is very much acknowledged by USCIS by overlooking some minor gaps between employments for H1-B transfer. So provision of some gap (60 days?) between job changes for H1B transfer will provide some legal/legislative back-up to the procedures currently being followed by USCIS as a matter of practicality.





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  • prabirmehta
    03-22 11:22 AM
    Thanks! S1932 might have been the law he was talking about. I think his job was more to reassure people that they were working on the problem... he didn't seem to be aware of the specifics. He did mention that Senator Chambliss is going to support Senator Specter's proposal.



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  • supers789
    10-09 05:36 PM
    Can IV core put some light on -

    Is there quarterly Visa spillover or its only at the end of every USCIS year (July-sept) ?

    If NO, any way to add that in?

    Thank!





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  • ramhs
    02-06 11:58 PM
    First there is no concept of H1 Transfer. Your new employer applies for a new H1. You will not be counted towards the quota. The h4 is a derivative of your H1 and will need to be applied along with your h1 visa. It is fraud to use the old visa if you no longer work for that company and USCIS is very strict. If you are caught you will sent back at the poe and your H1 and her H4 will be cancelled and you guys will be in trouble. You will hear a lot of cok and bull my friend stories about how ppl have gotten through. The systems at the poe are no longer as primitive as you think and any discrepancy will result in denial of entry into the us. Contact a lawyer before doing any thing related to immigration. Hope this helps.
    In 2004 when my spouse's H1 was transferred my H4 was not transferred as it was still valid. Two months later when my H4 expired we renewed it. Later we travelled to India in 2005, got both H1 and H4 stamped, returned without any questions being asked. I think for H4, the need for renewal comes when the I94 expires, not when the H1 is transferred, because the new I94 will also have same number if it had not expired .



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  • Legal_In_A_Limbo
    01-14 06:10 PM
    The problem is the employement letter does not says anything. We will be looking into the handbook of the company, to see what it says.

    Thanks.

    Even the handbook also does not talk about anything.
    Any other place i can try to get information from except talking to someone in my company.





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  • redgreen
    07-15 08:10 PM
    Why blame USCIS when you classify yourself as EB3!

    Your profile says you are EB3. I hope it was put by you not by USCIS.
    May be your I-140 was also for EB3, a misclassification by you. Do you remember?



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  • makemygc
    07-11 12:37 PM
    /\/\ Bump /\/\

    I remember one yawl (I guess Chinese national) who participated in flower campaign. You can PM him and see if he/she is from aroung NY area.





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  • Anders �stberg
    July 18th, 2004, 12:20 PM
    I think I already have for birds. ;)

    :p Well, then I should too.
    :o Please accept my apologies for saturating this forum with my bird pictures.
    :cool: I'm not likely to stop though.
    :( Unless Steve tells me to.
    :confused: Anyone know what the faces mean?
    :rolleyes: This one is particular.
    :)



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  • gc_dreamer_485
    10-04 03:17 PM
    Hi Folks,
    I had applied for AOS,EAD and AP for me and my wife on July 2nd.
    I got my EAD, Finger Printing Notification, but my wife's application got returned on Aug 30th. I called USCIS after 3 months to find out status on her case and they said it was returned on Aug 30th which we haven't received so far. The reason for rejection was incorrect or missing check.:(
    So, can please any one tell me if i can re-apply her case even though i did not get her application back?
    Any information on this will be greatly appreciated.

    Thanks a lot
    gc_dreamer_485





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  • vivekjay
    03-05 04:20 PM
    This is a classic example of election year posturing where republicans want to look tough on immigration. This bill will head straight down the trash.



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  • Winner
    10-09 11:03 AM
    I see people cursing, hoping, praying etc. But very few understand how bad the situation is.

    Wake up and get active! Least you can do is sign-up for monthly contributions; at least we will have the money to fight this uphill battle





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  • permfiling
    10-13 04:40 PM
    What is the URL for checking the PERM case status?





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  • gc123
    04-15 09:58 AM
    we had a similar issue,

    what happens is that when you efile with IRS, They dont have data that your wife had SSN last year, and they have just the ITIN number. thats the reason efile gets rejected. you need to manually file this year and next year it should be OK to efile.
    I am not sure which pacakge you are using to Efile, I had similar problem with HR blocks tax cut software.

    Hope this information helps

    Thanks





    nogc_noproblem
    02-15 12:09 PM
    Any suggestions...





    virginia_desi
    02-13 03:28 PM
    PD: October 2, 2002
    Country: India
    First Labor: EB3 (approved in May 2006)
    First I-140 approved: July 2006
    Second Labor: EB2 (filed in June 2007 and approved in December 07)
    Second I-140: Filed in January 2008 requesting retention of priority date
    I-485: Filed in April 2008
    Second I-140 approved in August 2008 with incorrect priority date
    Contacted AILA in December 2008 because priority date was incorrect on second approved I-140.
    USCIS email on February 9.



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