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  • jthomas
    03-16 06:49 PM
    I have a h1B and a EAD. I was laid off one week back. Will there will be a problem if i take 6 months vacation, get a master degree, Try doing a business. Do i need to immediately find a job. I will be getting unemployment benifits and i think my H1B won't be valid since i lost my job and my next job would be on EAD.

    Any suggestions, I am waiting for an answer from my attorney too.


    Thanks Fittan. I am waiting for an answer from my attorney.





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  • sareesh
    03-31 09:54 AM
    I just called Halifax and they told me that I am not eligible for Visa in Halifax,
    eventhough I had H1B visa stamp on old passport from first company (expired over an year). They consider my appoint as new H1B and I cannot attend Halifax or Quebec City.

    I will cancel my appoint.

    Thanks,
    SG.





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  • dsneyog
    01-14 10:37 AM
    I self files.
    Received : Dec 3rd
    Status: Pending

    My company want to book me on flight and comanty sponsored cruise. Cruise leaves on Feb 27th. I am afraid it I will have AP then. Company need some confirmation of getting it as they will lose money.

    I called USCIS and placed request to Expedite based on catagory 1 (financial loss to employer or individual). I was told that I will hear somehting in 5 days?

    Should I contact local congressman and place request through them? How does the procedure go? I have no clue. I have taken infopass appointment at local USCIS for next week but I know that will be waste of time.

    Any suggestions?

    Thanks





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  • sledge_hammer
    06-29 12:43 PM
    ^^^^



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  • prioritydate
    08-13 12:31 AM
    When India won its first Olympics individual medal, someone posted it on this site. People descended on that poor guy asking him to stick to the subject. Now where are those guys? Do I need to assume that they are not offended by this time?





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  • meridiani.planum
    10-12 08:25 PM
    This can easily be defeated if challenged in a court of law.
    All these are effect of lobbying from Merck.

    lawsuit?? oh come on. This is for a CDC recommended vaccine which might help prevent cancer!!
    To my mind this is the ONLY fees that we are paying which really means something useful to us... After paying thousands of dollars in fees to USCIS (H1/485/EAD/AP), hundreds to DoS (visa stampings), and sponsoring multiple trips to Hawaii for my lawyer (his fees would make you faint) this is finally a fee that actually does something useful to the applicant, and I would gladly pay this for my family members.



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  • gc_chahiye
    09-25 01:44 PM
    hermione,

    How to know if name check has been done. Is there a number to call to confirm NC clearance?.

    We had FP on 9/19 and saw LUD on 9/20. Called FBI yesterday and they say they sent results to uscis. Does it mean FP and NC clearance? Or NC is a separate entity. Please, let me know

    name check is separate from the FP clearance.





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  • GC109
    06-22 02:53 AM
    I'm the first one to have the GC processed in my company. The process was started sometime in Dec 2006 and most likely my attorney would file PERM Labor in this week. Will USCIS consider auditing in my case as I'm the first one in my company? Any ideas? The company is like 2-3 years old. Please let me know your thoughts.

    My employer is from California..which center it belongs to? Chicago or Atlanta?



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  • ekkatip
    10-13 01:43 PM
    My case is also similar.

    Applied labor in 2002 under Eb3 category
    I-140 approved in 2006.


    Applied labor in 2007 under EB2 category( same Company)
    Applied I-140 Eb2 and requested to port EB3 Priority date.
    I-140 got approved but did not port EB3 priority date.

    Applied I-485 in 2007 using eb3 labor and I-140.


    As of now I have two approved I-140 Eb3 PD 2002 and EB2 PD 2007.
    My attroney sent SR last month to port priority date on EB2 I-140.
    I see LUD on I-140 and I-485 ( LUD on oct 9th 2009) .
    Still waiting for response.
    I don't know how long USCIS will take to port PD.

    Ekkati





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  • samcam
    05-19 12:48 PM
    Welcome to our newest member eb3India...



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  • chanukya
    07-17 05:48 PM
    Check this out.

    http://www.murthy.com/uscis_update.pdf





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  • bkn96
    12-02 09:01 PM
    very encouraging news.. hope USCIS learned leasson..



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  • txh1b
    04-15 08:44 PM
    Too bad. Sometimes you end up misplacing some document and you overturn the entire house to find them in an unexpected location. Start looking for it from every location in the house and you may find it unexpectedly.

    Also, I did leave a copy of atleast my first I-20 at home before I flew to US and I bet my dad would still have it if I needed it. Try to see if you did something similar. Only drawback is it does not have the entry stamp as the copy was made before I entered US in my case.

    After this happened to my friend, I decided to scan all documents and store it online to avoid damage from the natural elements.

    To me, it does sound like your attorney definitely has the copy but they are just lazy to look for it or dig into it.





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  • ilikekilo
    04-27 03:03 PM
    you may not get much ifnormation from Infopass - you can go for infopass for issues like FP or Name check status or similar things.

    Well Don't don't assume that "pre adjudicated" means everything with the case is over and the ONLY factor is visa number unavailability.

    Pre adjudicated means - things are fine as of now.

    not being cynical but pre adjudicated , in my opinion , really means its preadjudicated only at the time it was preadjudicated:D..esp with all hte goof ups happening these days



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  • Desi Unlucky
    09-21 02:37 PM
    I learnt that for couple of years 1999 and 2000, the unused visas were recaptured by some law passed because of which the no of Visas issued were 39 & 47K the last couple oo years. Isn't it worth trying for recapturing of the unused visas between 2001 & 2005 ?





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  • arnab221
    04-29 12:30 PM
    Doing smart things like this may get you deported from the US without any chance of return for 5 years . Be honest and follow the law .It against the law to work in one country and get paid in another .



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  • orangutan
    10-05 02:31 PM
    I can't stop laughing. :D:D:D.
    You made my day.

    Not exactly, http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=21871





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  • bhagat69
    04-23 10:54 PM
    Only PD 2003 2004 for EB2's are getting approvals, what about EB3's ??





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  • lc2004
    08-04 11:13 AM
    How about some green dots guys for sharing such a inspirational story...

    sunny..
    how do u give a grren dot to someone??..i like ur story..





    jkays94
    05-30 10:10 PM
    Keep in mind the consequences of the new bill. Any I-140s filed after May 21 (or 15 depends where you are reading) will be invalidated. If I was you and my PD is current, I would take the risk and hang in there, get I-485 filed and bite the bullet for 6 months or 1 year (again depending on how the bill turns out)





    eadguru
    10-31 08:19 AM
    Query on Advance Parol. Send Clear Copies of Passports and I 94 Cards.
    Question? Does I need to send all I 94 Cards of each H1B and all copies of passports with all pages.

    I appreciate your suggestions..
    ----------------------------------------------------
    I-1485/131/765 Sent to TSC on 08/03/07
    (TSC -> VSC -> TSC). ND=10/17/07.

    I-485 transferred to TSC on 10/17/07
    EAD card ordered on 10/24 from VSC. Received 11/01
    AP - RFE for clear copies of PP 10/31
    No Finger Prints



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